Monday, May 29, 2006

ehh~~!!!

i'm looking up poisonous plants because the mystery that i'm reading mentions that a lot of houseplants are poisonous. and it looks like they are, but it seems that most of them you have to ingest in great quantities....but there are some that you should never ever eat that i recgonized even tho i'm such a idiot with plants.

like Azaleas(which are practically everywhere and maybe fatal) and calla lilies (which are also ubiquitous and fatal) and baby's breath(which are those flowers which are used in cheap bouquets, they cause minor skin irritation apparently) and crocus (i'm glad the ones i tried to grow died..^_^sigh.. who needs a potentially fatal plant anyway) and the foxglove (there are lots at the library--need to bump someone off?)

imagine trying to kill someone with a poisonous plant that needs to be eaten in LARGE QUANTITIES "it's okai dear, have some more hydrangea salad. in fact eat all of it...and top it off with some hydrangea tea..." and then find out it only causes explosive diarrhea and multicolored vomiting... "doh!" hey..there are lotsa hydrangeas at school...hey rosa, wanna go on a culinary adventure?
the picture is of hydrangeas...

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